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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for littlejedi:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stzkethA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
2ndeternalfiresonga gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
3rdbleu4bleua dusty bottle of absinthe
4thmrswalrusA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge
5thinvictusprimemost of a dead hooker
6thcaytean inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times
7thcrysnia56a one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets
8thloozerartistA few Gigs of Porn
9thparabuzzlea gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
10thdrasticbarbiea TiVo full of porn
11thsharemA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
12thcutiechikaa big, sloppy kiss
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Comments

hah

b/c y'all know that I need porn ;P
ha ha ha the first one made me laugh... because i promised my best friend, for the past few years, that upon my death she could take my skull and carve it into a candy dish or something. and make dice out of my knuckles. XD nothing better than bringing children joy (and trauma) from beyond the grave.

aside from all that, i plan to become an obnoxious poltergeist somewhere in louisiana.

ewwwww

well, I plan on spying on people in the shower once I'm dead, but that's just 'cuz I'm a horny perv ;P